The Small Print*

I am NOT a mechanic. In fact I am complete rubbish at technical stuff - I can't even draw a straight line without the aid of a ruler and set square (and usually not even then). This is an amateur site with no warranty on any of the information herein or its safety.

So please don't rely on anything on this site without checking with someone competent first. Take professional advice before you do anything to your car or yourself.

In fact, my lawyers would probably prefer it if you didn't read this site at all! Be safe, consult an expert and look after yourself and your Z.

* yes, I know it's the largest font on the page. It's a sort of joke.